Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Sardar SMS
Ksi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kya K
“Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej
Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej”
Sardar Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha
Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be.
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