Impossible
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”
Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
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