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  13. You could have posted it Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar : Why did you come so...
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  15. Ek hara vala dena! Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner....
  16. Meri biwi aur meri premika Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.....
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  19. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
  20. Convert this sentence Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to...
  21. How can a Sardar kill a lion? How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink...
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