Kya kar rahe ho
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
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