Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ….
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Sardar SMS
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.
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