Sardar was writing something
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
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