Talaq kyun di?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
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