Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Feb.21, 2023 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne
Ankhon hi Ankhon se
Ankhon hi Ankhon main
KAHA……
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AAii Taaa….. :p
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