2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2:...
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Collection for the ‘Urdu April Fools SMS’
Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai..
Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rahega..
Us per Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyon k kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs...
I am your girlfriend:
I am your girlfriend:
Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your...
Honton se jo cho liya,
Honton se jo cho liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain, Aur sanson main Aag ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho......
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Mai APRIL tu….? FOOL
Aisa DOSTANA hamara
Mai KASHTI tu kinara
Mai DHANUSH tu teer
Mai MATAR tu paneer
Mai VARSHA tu badal
Mai RAJMA tu chawal
Mai HOT tu...
Yad hai hum pehle kahan mily thy……
Yad hai hum pehle kahan mily thy......
car ruki,
khirki khuli,
nazron se nazren mili
aur apne kaha,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE...
In haseeno se Rasme Wafa…
In haseeno se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL...
My friend the best quality i like ….
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
and
90% mental!!!...
Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu:...
U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
U know How??
007 * 60 =...
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur…
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april...
HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!
Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur...
Dharti se aasmaa tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak,...
King of Fools!
31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool...
I m going To England on study visa…
Salam...h r u??
I want to give u a good news...
I m going To England on study visa...
Misu 4ever...
Dont Worry The...
EXCUSE ME!!!!
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without U
even 4...
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