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Collection for the ‘Sardar SMS’

Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able...

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Sardars in a railway station.

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...

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Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or...

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2:...

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Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came...

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When I was born

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition...

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Oye! higher studies yaar

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He...

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Sardarji standing below a tube light

- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s...

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An astronomer and Sardar

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa...

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Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa :...

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Sardars in a pub

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...

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Sardar joined new job…

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you...

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Banda Soo Jaye

1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k...

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NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Monkeys pressing mobile keypads

Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Hmare han smester systm chlta hai….

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal bad birthday...

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