Lady to inspector Santa
Oct.02, 2022 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
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