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Hum kya bana rahe hai?
2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda...
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Your head is empty
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”
Roses are red, violets are blue,...
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Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo...
Ladkiyan badal jaati hai
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi...
Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka
tension nai lane ka
achy khwab daikne ka
mast life guzarne ka
jin boot se nahi darne ka
bole to
shesha nai...
How many women he had slept with
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others...
Pronouncing good english
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof,...
Romance in the evening
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing...
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.
Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr...
You are the next
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
If ever in your life u r very sad
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
Iâ?Tll come, hold...
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Tera nakhra
Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
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Ap hamari gali main aaye
Ap hamari gali main aaye
thora sa sharmaya
thora sa muskuraya
thora sa ghabraya
aur phir zor se bolay ! " allah k naam...
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