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Naha lena chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
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Hum kya bana rahe hai?

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda...

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Kutte apne aukat me raho

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Your head is empty

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue,...

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Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai? AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo...

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Ladkiyan badal jaati hai

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi...

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Hapy life jinay ka…

Hapy life jinay ka tension nai lane ka achy khwab daikne ka mast life guzarne ka jin boot se nahi darne ka bole to shesha nai...

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How many women he had slept with

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others...

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Pronouncing good english

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof,...

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Romance in the evening

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing...

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papa muje b shadi krni hai

Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.

Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr...

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You are the next

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.Read More »

If ever in your life u r very sad

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
Iâ?Tll come, hold...

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Prashad mein recharge coupon…

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,Read More »

Tera nakhra

Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
kehte ho mere pas mobile...

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Ap hamari gali main aaye

Ap hamari gali main aaye   thora sa sharmaya   thora sa muskuraya   thora sa ghabraya   aur phir zor se bolay ! " allah k naam...

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