Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap:...
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Collection for the ‘Urdu Funny SMS’
Higher Studies Man !!!
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied...
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena
jo paise sabzi lene k liye...
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar....
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Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.
Son : My friend just borrowed it. He...
Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves...
Americans make a car &…
Americans make a car & to get some touch ups
They send it to Japan..
Japan added a faster engine and sent...
Wah Faraz wah
Wah Faraz wah,
Aankhon men nammi thi
aur
Vitamins ki kammi
thi,
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Jis se sari
raat baat ki
wo
girl friend ki ammi thi...
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to...
Donkey is busy reading this SMS
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,...
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners:
Missed call k liye paanch saal jail,
Sms k liye phaansi,
Call k liye umer...
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna...
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne
Ankhon hi Ankhon se
Ankhon hi Ankhon main
KAHA......
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AAii Taaa........
Teri Dosti…
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy!
Jitni!!
Charsi Ko Chars,
Doctor Ko Nurse
Ghaday Ko Laat,
Ullu Ko Raat
Boorhay Ko Hukka,
Pehalwan Ko...
Same mistake twice
Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz...
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages…
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next...
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