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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap:...

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Higher Studies Man !!!

Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied...

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ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena

ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena jo paise sabzi lene k liye...

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I’m a genius!!

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar....

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Let me see…

Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.

Son : My friend just borrowed it. He...

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Having two girlfriends

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves...

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Americans make a car &…

Americans make a car & to get some touch ups They send it to Japan.. Japan added a faster engine and sent...

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Wah Faraz wah

Wah Faraz wah, Aankhon men nammi thi aur Vitamins ki kammi thi, . . . .. . Jis se sari raat baat ki wo girl friend ki ammi thi...

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Millionaire and Billionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to...

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Donkey is busy reading this SMS

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,...

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New punishment for mobile owners

New punishment for mobile owners:

Missed call k liye paanch saal jail,
Sms k liye phaansi,
Call k liye umer...

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Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna...

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Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…

Ankhon hi Ankhon ne   Ankhon hi Ankhon se     Ankhon hi Ankhon main   KAHA......   ..   ..   .. ..   .. ..   ..   ..   AAii Taaa........

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Teri Dosti…

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko...

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Same mistake twice

Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz...

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Take a bite of u

The length & breadth & height of you,
Total up to quite a view,
But to taste the true...

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