New punishment for mobile owners
Apr.04, 2023 in
Urdu Funny SMS
New punishment for mobile owners:
Missed call k liye paanch saal jail,
Sms k liye phaansi,
Call k liye umer qaid,
aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye
ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha…
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