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Sardars in a railway station.

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...

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Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able...

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Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or...

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Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came...

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When I was born

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..

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Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa :...

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Sardarji standing below a tube light

- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s...

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An astronomer and Sardar

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa...

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Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha

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Sardars in a pub

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...

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Banda Soo Jaye

1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k...

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Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun...

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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying...

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Ek Sardar

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log...

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Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

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