Banta: U cheated me…
Banta: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but...
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Collection for the ‘Urdu Santa Banta SMS’
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister...
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself....
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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi...
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