Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Santa Banta SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!
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