Baal curly hote hain
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Riddle SMS
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
–
–
–
socho!
–
–
–
Aur socho
–
–
–
Are DIRTY mind
–
–
–
wo jagha hai.
–
–
–
AFRICA
Related posts:
- A monkey in plastic Have u seen a monkey in plastic? —— —– — —- — NO???? Quickly, see your driving license....
- Arguing with your Boss…. Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that...
- Why don’t dogs marry? Why don’t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain...
- Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Jab loose...
- Pizza hut ka opposite Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat...
- A chinese question: A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua,...
- Murgi ki paheli Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache...
- Kripya dhyan de Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo....
- Kal balance ho na ho Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek...
- Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… .. .....
- Can U swim? British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then...
- PLZ-TRY-LETTER Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja?...
- Jawano k liye Ehem Nasihaten… 1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye aur thumhen...
- SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon? Kash aap BAKRi hotay, ham ap ko ghas khilate, pyar se aap k kaan hilate, Or pochte, SMS bhejne me...
- Dont believe on Money… Dont believe on money, Bcoz it gives bed but not sleep, It gives books but not mind, It gives luxries...
- Great Words… “This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep, I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”...
- Donkey is busy reading this SMS The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the...
- In an interview A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp...
- Pehele hi kaant liye Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50...
- Advice Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice…....
- Bartan lelo bartan Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi Latak matak chalti...
- Ek hi gear dete hai Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din...
- Elephant luv with an ant An elephant falls in luv with an ant. But ant’s parents are against their marriage. Guess why? They gave a...
- Please contact zoo What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is...
- Give an example… A teacher teaching ALJEBRA: If x=y & y=z it means x=z. Give an example. STUDENT: Sir, i Love u &...
Advertisement