Jo karna serial me kia karo
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi?
Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
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