Khaane mein kya hai?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
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