What is more useful after it is broken?
Sep.26, 2019 in
Urdu Funny SMS
What is more useful after it is broken?
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An Egg
😉
Which is most shocking city?
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Electri-City
🙂
How many great men were born in pakistan?
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None, Only Babies were born:-D
If ur clock strickes 13,What time it is?
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Time to buy new clock….:-P
B-) D;-) 😀 😛
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