An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!

Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?

Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them

Driver:
Then why u bought them?

Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.

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