Paanch rupya de de
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de!
Husband to his wife: De de, Dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
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