Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap:...
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Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye,
Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal k liye,
Socha tha usse zindagi...
Agar ruk jaye meri Dharkan…
Agär Rùk Jåyé Mèrì "Dhärkån" Tù Issè Màut Nà Sämjhnä.
Kàyì Bàr Aìså Høwå Hè Tùjhè "Yääd" Kårtè...
One day l went 2 ZOO.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
Aaila ! Tum...
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Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves...
apna valentine kehna hay
Batao..!
aj kahan milo gy tum..!
tumhe ik phool dena hy
Tumsy ik ehad lena hy
Tumhain muskan kehna hy
Tumhain dil
dharkan
jan kehna hy
jo juda...
Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle
Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle
Khuabon Ki Dunya Main Khone Se Pehle
Maine Socha Apko Yaad Dila Don
Kalma Parh Lena...
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar....
Chaand Mubarak kehte hain…
Chaand ki pehli dastak pay,
Chaand Mubarak kehte hain,
Sub se pehle hum apko,
"Ramadhan Mubarak"
kehte...
Recharge the validity on holi
Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to...
Sardars in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
I've learnd…
I've learnd...
I came alone and i've to go alone...
I've learnd...
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise...
I've...
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred,
I want to be a hundred minus one day,
so I don’t...
Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake
Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake
Par tumne na chahkar bhi hume pa liya
Hum na chahkar bhi...
ye dawa hay dost
Ham itnay haseen to nahi magr ye dava hai
~;DØST;~
jisay aankh bhar k dekh len usay uljhan main daal detay...
Hum aapki nazron se door hai
Hum aapki nazron se door hai,
Aankhon se nahi,
Khawabon se dur hai,
Khayalo se nahi,
Dil se dur hai,
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