Dil jorne wala koi nahi
Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi,
Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi...
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Collection for the ‘SMS Messages’
Time is the costliest thing,
Time is the costliest thing,
which could never be purchased by anyone
So when someone spend it 4 u,
It just say the...
Let me guess
Let me guess what U r doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listening Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing...
Higher Studies Man !!!
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied...
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Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar
Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar,
Aapke lab per rahenge muskan bankar,
Kabhi apne se alag mat samajhna,
Hum...
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye
Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye,
Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal k liye,
Socha tha usse zindagi...
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar....
Someone told me
Someone told me to be quiet,
Someone told me to say,
But I could neither be quiet,
Nor could I...
Chaand Mubarak kehte hain…
Chaand ki pehli dastak pay,
Chaand Mubarak kehte hain,
Sub se pehle hum apko,
"Ramadhan Mubarak"
kehte...
Sardars in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
Hum tumhain pa kar khona nahi chatay
Hum tumhain pa kar khona nahi chatay
Judai main apki rona nahi chatay
Ap humaray hi rehna humesha pyar bankar
Hum bhi kisi...
One day l went 2 ZOO.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
Aaila ! Tum...
Recharge the validity on holi
Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to...
Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves...
Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake
Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake
Par tumne na chahkar bhi hume pa liya
Hum na chahkar bhi...
I've learnd…
I've learnd...
I came alone and i've to go alone...
I've learnd...
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise...
I've...
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