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Collection for the ‘Sardar SMS’

Sardar’s honeymoon

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing...

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Other way 2 marry

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...

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Only small babies..

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small...

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I dont know full…

Teacher: Tell ohm's law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it.... Teacher: Ok, Tell that only!! Sardar: This is called ohm's...

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Sardar’s exam and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet...

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How do We Escape?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give...

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Sardar always smile

- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

- They think their picture is being...

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Let’s Thank

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make...

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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska...

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No entry

Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!

Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?

Santa: Mujhe laga...

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Aaj Light Khana hai!

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light...

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No match, due to rain!!!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Main nikala gadi le k

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...

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What do you call a Sardar?

- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

- Just-beer Singh (’T’...

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One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small...

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Flash News

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500...

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