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Collection for the ‘Sardar SMS’

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make...

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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska...

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No entry

Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!

Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?

Santa: Mujhe laga...

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Aaj Light Khana hai!

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light...

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No match, due to rain!!!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Main nikala gadi le k

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...

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What do you call a Sardar?

- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

- Just-beer Singh (’T’...

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One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small...

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Flash News

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500...

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Santa and frog argument

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa:...

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Don’t call me now

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.

Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost...

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Mujhe kabhi deta nahi

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi...

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Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came...

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Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

-...

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What does Sardarji do?

- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

- He makes a photocopy...

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Sardar and servant

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.

Servant : It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and...

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