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Collection for the ‘Urdu Funny SMS’

Sab kuch ho tum

Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo...

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Purane b chal jaien ge…

14 August aa raha hy Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun Plz Ghar me jitny b 10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 K note hen mujy bej den,purane...

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Ande tamatar

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To...

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I’m very kanjoos

Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Pandit 2: You r nothing I...

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Sardar’s honeymoon

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing...

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cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To...

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Post Office

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?

Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...

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Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga

Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga
Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi...

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Both make noise

Question: What do women and police cars have in common?

Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let...

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Sardar’s exam and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet...

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SMS karke paap karta hun

Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj...

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Advantages of a housewife

Advantages of a House Wife:

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Mere dil mein aaj kya hai

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil...

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Tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor the

Boys are comfortable...

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Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya…..

Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya..... Sheher se ayen ya Pind se...... Humen humdardi hy sirf apki Tind se!...

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Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya…

Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya 1 Shaks Ne Poucha: Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai? Pathan: . Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai Garam Hawa Andar aur...

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