Sardars in a pub
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
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Banda Soo Jaye
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k...
Delivery free hai
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun...
NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...
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AdvertisementSardarji standing below a tube light
- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s...
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying...
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log...
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai
“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went...
‘Free Delivery’
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free...
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give...
Sardar always smile
- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being...
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It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make...