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Collection for the ‘Urdu Sardar SMS’

Sardars in a pub

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...

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Banda Soo Jaye

1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k...

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Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun...

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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Sardarji standing below a tube light

- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s...

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying...

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Ek Sardar

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log...

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Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

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Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went...

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We r not stupid

Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India :...

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‘Free Delivery’

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free...

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Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came...

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Other way 2 marry

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...

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How do We Escape?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give...

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Sardar always smile

- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

- They think their picture is being...

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Let’s Thank

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make...

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