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Collection for the ‘Urdu Sardar SMS’

Other way 2 marry

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...

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How do We Escape?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give...

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Sardar always smile

- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

- They think their picture is being...

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Let’s Thank

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make...

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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska...

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Ye hai all india radio

Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu...

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No match, due to rain!!!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except...

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Main nikala gadi le k

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...

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What do you call a Sardar?

- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

- Just-beer Singh (’T’...

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Cholestrol free

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai...

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One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small...

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Flash News

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500...

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Santa and frog argument

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa:...

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Don’t call me now

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.

Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost...

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Mujhe kabhi deta nahi

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi...

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Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came...

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