Advantages of a housewife
Nov.12, 2016 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Advantages of a House Wife:
1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges
3. House hold safety n No need for servants
Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE
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