Husband ( calls up Hotel Manager
from his hotel room):
“Please come fast!
I am having an argument with
my wife and she says she will
jump off the window of your
hotel !!!”

MANAGER:
Sir, I’m sorry but its your personal
matter.

Husband –
haramkhor. ! Yeh khidki nahi khul
rahi hai!!!
This is a maintenance matter!!! =))