Agar main apko sms bhejon …
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Agar main apko sms bhejon …
to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi
mujhay sms bhejain….
Ap mujhay,
Pepsi
Chips
Juice
Pizza
Burger
Fruit
Moblie Card
etc
Bhi bhej saktay hain 😉
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