Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai

Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy

Pathan: Aye thy!
Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj
Kr wapas chaly gy.

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