Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Aug.21, 2019 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye,
.
.
Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye,
tO,
tO,
tO,
,, ??? (“.)<))> JL
tO Me Kya KrOon?
“KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉
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