Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha
k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho
Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha
jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain
unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . .
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Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo ;-
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