Someone killed somebody
Feb.24, 2016 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
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