Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.

Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.

Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.

Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.

Policeman: Are u mad.

Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.

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