LOVE MARIAGE…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Chunti or Hathi ki “LOVE MARIAGE” hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABAT” 1 din ka pyar mila Ab sari umer Qabar khodne me guzr jae gi.
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