NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy

ZARDARI:Nhi

NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain

ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy

NAWAZ:Yes

ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)

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