tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy
ZARDARI:Nhi
NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain
ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy
NAWAZ:Yes
ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
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