Main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
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