Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
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