Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

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  4. What is X X is impossible for god, X is above god, if we eat X we will die, X is more important...
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  9. Ek hi hasrat hai Ek hi hasrat hai chehre pe woh khushi aapki, Ek muddat se nahin dekhi woh hasin aapki....
  10. Chota sa jawaab hu Is anjnabi duniya mein akela ek khawaab hoon, Sawaalo se khafa chota sa jawaab hu....
  11. Kya zindagi hogi Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum...
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  14. Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse...
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  19. What’s the big deal? Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?...
  20. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
  21. Sugar for milk Sugar for milk, Milk for tea, Tea for you, You for me....
  22. Cutest person is U Shortest word is I. Sweetest word is LOVE. Cutest person is U....
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  25. You mean the world to me If I died or traveled far, i would write your name on every star, So every one could look up...