Khud khusi
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Short SMS
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
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