1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
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