100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
May.26, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Short SMS
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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