A lady delivered twins
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows.
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