A Rose Rs7/-
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
A Rose Rs7/-
A Card Rs.25/-
A Lunch Rs.200/-
Movie Rs.150/-
But a Friend like “u”
Is “priceless”
Ziada uro mat
Priceless bole to
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“Muft” 🙂
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