A Rose Rs7/-
A Card Rs.25/-

 

A Lunch Rs.200/-

 

Movie Rs.150/-
But a Friend like “u”

 
Is “priceless”

 

Ziada uro mat

 

Priceless bole to

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“Muft” 🙂

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