An old rich man marries
Oct.02, 2022 in
Urdu Funny SMS
An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
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