Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai
May.30, 2020 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ?
Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe
“Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
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