Bond and a dog
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA.!!”
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