"BREAKING NEWS"
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
“BREAKING NEWS”
1 Pakistani ne pani main 24 ghantay tak
sans roknay ka almi record qayam kerdiya hai!!!
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Janazay ka ilan bad main kiya jaye ga…. 🙂
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