Can u send me ur photo
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
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