Chinese died
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was – IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.
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