Ek Tha Raja,
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ek Tha Raja,
Ek Thi Rani,
Dono Mar Gaye
Khatam Kahani,
Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho?
Bolana Khatam Kahani… 🙂
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