Ek Tha Raja,

Ek Thi Rani,

Dono Mar Gaye

Khatam Kahani,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho?

Bolana Khatam Kahani… 🙂

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